this morning #505.

this morning, while the pagans were fixated on a hallow’s eve full of marvel characters & deceased supreme court justices, he was fixing to begin celebrating the saints properly. ALL the saints. today’s sermon contained substantial shout outs for a considerable contingent of the little-known ones. much of today’s praise would be reserved for saint drogo, the patron saint of shepherds, coffee & ugly folks. he’d weave together an inspirational anecdote about the lord, renewed strength & inner beauty. the congregation would totally eat it up. then he’d bring them crashing back down to earth by telling them about the patron saint of difficult marriages.