this morning #396.

this morning, nature called, so he gave a whistle, grabbed the leash & a couple of poop bags & took ol’ doggie bastard out for a quick pre-work stroll around the block. it was amazing how much attention ODB got even at this time of the day. when he first got the little guy, it was for companionship after a breakup. it quickly became apparent that he was also a chick magnet. with his blend of cute face & scraggly fur, women couldn’t keep their hands off the ODB. occasionally that even blossomed into those same women putting their hands on him. now that summer was here, all the pent-up sexual energy was in his favor. if ODB didn’t get him some action, nothing would.