this morning #228.

this morning, legend foretold the results of him using the words “ye” & “thy” in conversation. it was hard for him to resist the urge to do so when the fair maiden at his local coffee shop took his order with such grace. it was the way she said the word “cappuccino” with a sense of serenity that caused him to swoon. it helped that her hair was long & blonde. that turned him on. his mom was a blonde before the grey came along. it all added up to him handing his money over with a “here ye go, madam” & responding to her awkward smile with “thy hair illuminates the room, your grace.” he then bowed with what he saw as charm. she looked back with alarm.