this morning #2130.

this morning, this horror show took a sudden, unexpected turn. at first, it was not for the worse. no longer any visible threat of imminent death. he breathed a sigh of relief. no clue where the danger went to & didn’t care. when he looked out the kitchen window, it was just puppies. PUPPERS! two dozen frolicking on the lawn. jumping. tumbling. one unusually cute one noticed him peering out the window. let out a yip. sprinted up toward the house. his buddies let out similar yips & followed right behind him. one by one, they all hopped up onto the porch. he put on a pair of slippers. went out to say hello. bent down to pet the cute one & it leapt up. dug its teeth into his neck & with a burst of blood, the adorable death swarm began.