this morning #1166.

this morning, i tried to hide my hide behind this light pole but you know how that game goes. light poles don’t hide a damn thing. they’re too friggin’ thin. this isn’t a cartoon. i should’ve just made a break for it. too late. on top of everything else, i’ve added on an extra level of awkward. she’s witnessed my half-assed attempt at avoidance & now there she is. waiting for the light to change so she can cross the street. i’ve lost this round. i gave her a manic wave of recognition. put on my A-game “hey girl” face. acted like this unexpected meeting was about to be the highlight of my week. ok, universe. props for making me be more social but i’m cool with not running into old coworkers for a few months. ok?