this morning #910.

this morning, though my body was telling me to ingest something of substance, god created cheetos for two reasons: to tease & please me. who am i to deny their divine fried deliciousness? am i not allowed to have a periodic lapse in restraint? for god’s sake, it’s the weekend. a time for freedom. if i deviate from my diet for one day, the world is not going to implode on itself. i will not to drop dead here in the parking lot of this south portland cumby’s just because i didn’t seize the day with a goddamn green smoothie. i’ll just have to exercise for an extra half hour this afternoon. maybe another half hour tomorrow. maybe a little more. i don’t know. let’s see how i feel once i finish this bag.