this morning #761.

this morning, before i’d even had a chance to put on pants, one of my boyfriends sent me the most ridiculous video & before it knew it, i’d watched it at least ten times without even getting out of bed to pee. though its low humor & schadenfreude were better suited to a less-educated audience, there’s always something cathartic about seeing instant karma play out right before your eyes. these wasted muscle guys were acting like asses, harassing passers-by on the streets of what i assumed was miami beach. one dude reached up & grabbed at the awning above so he could show off his pull-up prowess. his hope for glory only yielded a faceful of dirty florida awning water.