this morning #669.

this morning, after seeing one too many late-night ads for a pill that fixed bent penises, he’d developed a low-level panic & was now giving his lil’ guy a serious checkup. the first step: get it erect. no pain. second step: inspect. it definitely wasn’t straight as an arrow. it was clearly left-leaning. that was something HE’D noticed but he’d been living with it every day for decades now & was intimately familiar with it. medical intervention didn’t seem necessary. compared to the misshapen carrots in the commercials, he had nothing to worry about. secure in that fact, he went back to his bedroom to watch some porn & take advantage of the situation.