this morning #663.

this morning, it was all about the benjamins. though he took pride in his name & what it meant to his family, he continued to feel conflicted about all the famous folks he shared it with. they were a mixed bag, starting with ben franklin, a founding father but flagrant philanderer. then there’s ben affleck, whose acting either captivates or sucks eggs. benjamin netanyahu has zero respect for human rights. benny hill’s comedy was hilarious but sex-crazed while ben stiller’s is just hilarious. nobody even knows that benjamin harrison was a US president. if he was ever going to learn to accept his own name, he’d have to learn that these people weren’t the issue. only one benjamin truly mattered.