this morning #629.

this morning, enough was enough was enough. she had come to this conclusion before but now she REALLY meant it. for the fourth time this year, she got to her car & found that a pair of assholes had teamed up to complicate her life by parking their cars way too close. less than a foot of room on either side. as a result, she couldn’t make it to work without executing a fifty-point turn to get out of the space. with her heart racing, she sat down in the driver’s seat, shut the door, strapped in & made it out of the space with a three-point turn. all the way to work, she beamed at the vision of the owners of those two cars feeling the pain & surprise she’d felt on one too many mornings this year.