this morning #499.

this morning, her obsession with messing with her office mates had evolved into something that had now caught the eye of HR. as she sat across the desk from a woman twice her age & twice her size, her eyes drifted to a poster behind her on the wall. it featured a cartoon of an old man holding a plate of brownies. underneath were the words “i’m taking this to HR!” that geezer was a total suck-up. she wasn’t about to follow in that fictional old man’s footsteps. so what if she’d monkeyed with mary one too many times? well…as the HR woman explained to her, it was one thing to hide mary’s stapler. it was a whole other thing to hide her medication.