this morning #325.

this morning, the wookie hair was everywhere as he stood in front of the mirror inspecting his costume & practicing his growl. after pi day, today was his favorite holiday, a time when similarly-obsessed guys & gals all gathered together to celebrate a galaxy far, far away at a cantina near, near to home. luckily, he lived in a state that supported the right to carry, so it was totally legal for him to carry a bowcaster down the street on his walk to the meetup. that same right to carry would also be his downfall though, as he crossed paths with a bigfoot fantatic who couldn’t believe what he was seeing & shot him dead in the parking lot outside the walmart.