this morning #2312.

this morning, he was awoken by a substantial splash of cold water crashing down upon his face. a raucous roar of laughter. a “rise & shine, honey pie!” & his roommates hovering over him in a state of total delight. while he wanted to jump up & start punching fools, he knew that those were the rules. nothing he could do about it. if you pass out in the living room, anyone who lives in the house is allowed to wake you up in the manner of their choosing. loud music. lights. liquids. as long as it doesn’t send you to the hospital, it’s fair game. on this, they’d all agreed. all he could do was get up. give them a middle finger & a sarcastic laugh. head to his room to remove his soaked clothes. jump in the shower & start his day. be thankful that water was the boys’ liquid of choice.