this morning #2107.

this morning, you’re going to have to look me right in the eyes. this time, you’ll have to hold your head up high & explain why i should give you the funding you desire. look, kid. i ain’t gonna bite. might bark a bit but only if it’s warranted. like if you try to lie to me. not cool. you’d be a fool to do so anyhow. i can smell bullshit from a mile away. can i get you a glass of ice water before you start? no? ok. whiskey? yeah? i was kidding. that was a test. you failed it with flying colors. lighten up, son! ok. i’ll quit my messing around. let me sit down. so what’s the scoop? why should i give you five thousand bucks? that ain’t chump change, after all. i’m sure you have a darn good reason. can’t be just because. ok. one…two…shoot. i’m all ears.