this morning #2087.

this morning, her ear-piercing shriek scared the hell out of me. came out of nowhere. nearly fell off of my chair. i swear i went blind for a sec. man. this crazy ass baby. all i did was try to make her laugh by making a funny face. evidently, she didn’t see the humor in it. as my sister picked up her wailing kid & softly bounced her up & down, she turned to me. stern eyes. “why’d you do that to her?” not sure what the issue is here. kids LOVE my funny faces. not my niece though. for some reason, they turn her into a freakin’ banshee. “i’m sorry, sis.” i shrugged. “anyway, gotta take a piss.” i headed to the bathroom. shut the door behind me. made the face in the mirror. JESUS. don’t know how i’ve never noticed. the kid has a valid point.