this morning #2041.

this morning, after far too much arguing, we finally took a vote. 6-1. secret ballot. don’t know why it was even a question in the first place but we’ve finally decided to make building a boat our main focus. it’s about damn time. i’ve been on the brink of losing it these last few weeks. island living ain’t as great when it’s unplanned. even worse when the sole inhabitants of said island are you & six certified, grade-A morons. bunch of coconut-loving shmucks. i’m glad that five of them have elected to step up. sadly, i’m of little use when it comes to shipbuilding due to the whole issue with my arms. leaves me at their mercy. best estimate: building a seaworthy craft will take two weeks. then we take our chances on the high seas.