this morning #2007.

this morning, an airborne banana came rocketing across the cafeteria with great speed. tumbled end over end until it smacked dead into the back of my head with a THUD. a gaggle of laughs rang out behind me. i turned around & found my mortal enemy & his lackeys acting as if what they’d just witnessed was worthy of a standing ovation. i didn’t stand up. instead, i picked the fruit up off the floor, looked straight at them & slowly peeled it. didn’t break eye contact as i bit into it in the sexiest way i could. watched their crackup crack into confusion & then become colder with every bite until it became disgust & anger. i’d pay for this later but it was worth it. they were going to make me pay for being me either way.