this morning #1855.

this morning, all behold his severely stunted emotional growth! his lack of tact. the peerless way he makes fun of the less fortunate. total man child. i don’t know about you but we’ve known him for some time & he’s always been this way. making excuses for him is growing old. i’m tired of having to save his bacon because he can’t help but turn everything into a joke. it’s like he needs to show off. the cruel way that he screwed with that guy at the gas station? pretty sure that old dude had zero clue he was being mocked. look. i know i’m not one to talk. said the wrong thing myself tons of times. at least i know how to keep quiet. my proposal: at our next stop, we wait until he’s in the can. just drive off. he’ll find his way home. oh. no?