this morning #1444.

this morning, i’ll split as many of these infinitives as i damn well please. i don’t need a lecture from you about grammar. about what’s proper. about how to communicate with my fellow human. the future is now, my good man. language is fluid. new rules. you need to really consider what’s important. do we need to always adhere to convention? what if that convention is the invention of some prescriptive british man who’s been dead since before the cotton gin even existed? ridiculous, isn’t it? sounds like you need to pick better battles, my friend. you understood exactly what i was saying but chose to nitpick nonetheless. i guess we ain’t on the same page when it comes to how people really speak.