this morning #1399.

this morning, when i arrived at my desk, i was surprised to find that one of my coworkers had left me a little gift. mind you, i’m using that term super loosely, in that it was a neatly wrapped package that was given to me. no tag to denote the giver. as to the contents of said package, they were wholly unwanted. not the sort of present that any sane man would ever wish for. i took off my jacket & took a seat. picked up the box & shook it, as if that’s ever helped anyone figure out what’s inside. all it revealed was that something inside was fluid. i should’ve stopped as soon as i knew this but i didn’t. my morning-addled mind pressed on until i saw realized was inside & chuckles erupted all around me.