this morning #1383.

this morning, as i was just about to exit the parking garage & head out, there was a loud rap on my passenger side window. it startled the hell out of me. a stranger in a hoodie stood there gesturing for me to roll down the window. i quickly locked all the doors. he heard the clicking & threw up his hands as if to say “are you serious, man?” damn straight i am. who does this guy think he is running up on me like this? i reached into my bag to grab my phone & call security on the creep. he rapped on the window once again & there it was. he held my cell in his hand. i felt the blood rush to my face. i rolled down the window & thanked him. he handed me my phone & called me “racist.” can’t blame him.