this morning #1206.

this morning, it would’ve been nice if i’d been able to act natural but if i had, i wouldn’t have much of a tale to tell. get this shit: i was headed to the store when i saw something in the brush down the hill on the side of the road. three bags. each one about the size of a softball. i looked to the left. all clear. to the right. wouldn’t ya know it? a cop car coming in my direction. i took out my phone. pretended to make a call. hoped they’d pass by without harassing me. no such luck. they slowed down. before they had a chance to come to a stop, i bolted on down the hill, snatched up the bags & kept on going. they saw me take off into the woods. i was too f’n fast. i suppose they chose to go about their day.