this morning #1180.

this morning, i need to be honest with you. please don’t be mad at me. i swear i’m not making fun but you look super weird when you run. how can i best explain it? your body looks like four wet noodles strapped to a coffee can. i’m sorry if that sounds harsh. i thought we were trying to be honest with each other. in the spirit of that honesty, i love going on these weekly runs with you. they mean the world to me. they truly do. so do you. it’s like you have no control over the lower half of your arms though. seriously. maybe try moving your arms as a single unit. sorry if i’ve made you self-conscious. i had to get that off my chest. if we’re going to keep going on these runs together, in the end it’s for the best.