this morning #1172.

this morning, although i may not be all that sharp at math, i’m certain that everything you’re saying & doing to try to convince me that you’re telling the truth simply doesn’t add up. let me see if i’ve got this right. last night, you stayed late at work. when you left, you met up with jeff. he was already a few drinks deep. his usual state. makes sense. the two of you had a few beers more and, during that time, jeff convinced you that you simply had to sneak into the abandoned hotel. there was no other option. parole be damned. i thought you said that you’re a changed man. i must be mistaken. either that or you take me for a fool. well then…riddle me this. why’s your right eyebrow twitching?