this morning #1171.

this morning, there’s no doubt about it. this branding’s outstanding. the vibrant colors. the bold, blocky font. that rascally rattlesnake mascot! he’s positively BURSTING with baditude. amirite? somebody stop him! i must say. you & your team have put together one hell of a campaign. it’s really above & beyond my expectations. HOME. RUN. y’know…this really warms a man’s heart. by “man,” i mean me, of course. all these years, i’ve been just another plumber. once people see this though, i’m going to be a known entity. possibly a celebrity. i can just feel it in my bones. the phone’s going to be ringing off the hook. we’re in business! how exciting! ok. let me get my checkbook.