this morning #1098.

this morning, all i had to do was look out my window but i was way too lazy. my bad. my ass had already been firmly affixed to the couch for a few hours. the TV volume may have been a bit too loud. i was in the zone, overly focused on trashy reality shows. deep in the drama. if i’d bothered to get up, i would’ve seen that an apocalyptic pack of dogs had gathered on my stoop. for what purpose they’d come, i do not know. why they’d selected my doorstep is quite the mystery. once the barking really started up though, they got my attention. when i peeked through the blinds & saw them all there, all matted fur & jagged teeth, there was nothing i could do but dial 911 & wait for fate to sort it all out.