this morning #1069.

this morning, i’m going to need you to tell a little white lie for me. that’s what i require. perhaps two little white lies. three? let me think. actually, one of them may be more than white. just for a little while, alright? we can correct the record soon enough. i promise. please? pretty please? you asked me if you could help me out. any way at all. i’m telling you. this is how you can help. when they get here, i assume they’ll be full of questions. questions about you. then about me. then about us. at that point, they’ll probably raise a ruckus or a fuss about what’s really going on between the two of us. trust me. we need to take this slowly, if only to keep the peace for today. okay?