this morning #1044.

this morning, we were just trying to get into the city for brunch but, as the train made its way over the bridge, this tall man in a fresh-pressed suit started screaming jesus at us, shouting loud enough for all in our subway car to hear. THE END TIMES ARE UPON US. GUNS. BOMBS. VIRUS. it totally makes sense that he’s selected this space for his sermon, as a solid proportion of the words he was using were entirely unsuitable for the lord’s house. glory glory hallelujah. i haven’t been to church in quite some time but i’m pretty sure that the phrase “GODDAMN HELLFIRE” is frowned upon. a teen on the other end of the car yelled SHUT UP OLD MAN. it only served to turn up the volume. i prayed for it all to stop.