this morning #1010.

this morning, if you give me twenty-two minutes, i’ll give you the world. you should relax. kick back. tune in on your car stereo. pass your time in traffic. just the two of us. think of me as your very own on-demand news source, a force of “sort of” facts. politics. crime. traffic. crime. feel good story. crime. if you miss me the first time around, don’t sweat it. i’ll be here again soon enough, repeatedly repeating myself. all day long. all news all the time. will it be news you can use? maybe. that’s sort of up for debate. who am i to say? i’m just the long-trusted voice of the five boroughs. i’ve only been doing this for like a hundred years. if that ain’t good enough for you, you’re welcome to change the station.