this morning #857.

this morning, the good people of duluth needed their very important packages. they were counting on me to make their consumer dreams come true. i was more than happy to oblige. “delivery associate” was my job title & “special delivery derek” was the nickname i’d been trying to get folks to call me. thus far, it hadn’t stuck much at work. i blamed this on the fact that i was stuck in my truck by myself all day long. sure. a few of my friends already referred to me as “S.D.D.” but that was only because i’d dealt weed to them in college. i was trying to put that life behind me. now that i’d moved my life to minnesota, i was trying to be a better man. i was hoping for a serious rebrand.