this morning #713.

this morning, while out on his morning walk, a block from his house, he came across a box of “FREE STUFF” sitting on the sidewalk. amongst the absolute junk inside it was one single, shiny gem. prior to the moment he saw it, he’d never imagined it was something he needed in his life. he swore that, from this day forth, it would be a part of his morning routine. SKULL CEREAL BOWL. for years, he’d been eating his cereal out of a stupid ikea bowl like a peasant. this entire time, he could’ve been spooning trix out of a head with the top sawed off, akin to how royalty likely took their soups back in the day. why would someone throw such a gem out? turns out it was one of those cursed skulls you read about.