this morning #418.

this morning, it was cold comfort that their hot take on city-dwelling flip flop wearers was getting gads of positive internet attention. before bed last night, they took to tik tok to declare their position on the topic. if you reside in an urban environment & choose to wear flip flops out in public, you are officially trash. why would you leave the ugliest part of the human anatomy exposed? if you get foot fungus, that’s on you. if you develop tetanus because your toes weren’t protected from stray street glass, tough titty. friends & strangers alike absolutely agreed with their line of thinking. unfortunately, lately their friends & the online strangers online had pretty much become one in the same.