this morning #292.

this morning, the totality of his trickery was slowly being felt throughout the halls of the school. oh all the fooling he had in store! today was his day and, every year for as far back as he could recall, he’d made sure to make the most of it. his teenage years were a blustery blur of fake dog poo & whoopie cushions. during his freshman year of college, he led his fraternity brothers through a series of pranks that involved no fewer than five-hundred field mice. recently though, he’d had to tone it down given that he was teaching at an elementary school & couldn’t risk offending some entitled parent. unfortunately, the “joke test” he’d made for his students was unwittingly chock full of racist stereotypes.