this morning #2316.

this morning, given that he is not a king & never will be, i listened to his decree. proceeded to immediately ignore his foolishness. furthermore, i reacted with a grand guffaw. you should’ve seen the dopey look on his face when i waved his ultimatum off, turned & walked away. i’d made it all the way to the end of the block when i heard his hurried footsteps approaching from behind. i braced myself, unsure of what to expect when i turned around. exasperation. that was the dominant emotion on his face. no visible weapon. from about twenty feet away, he began to shout. DON’T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME! um ok. now he thinks that he has some say over my movements. nope. as soon as he got six feet away, i pepper-sprayed his pompous ass straight in the face.