this morning #2305.

this morning, this bloating in my midsection is no joke. with every step i take, it feels like i’m smuggling a bunch of drug bubbles across the border. earlier on, i posted up on the toilet for like twenty minutes but nothing happened. just sat there scrolling on my phone waiting for my body to purge itself but NOPE. zero action so i pulled up my drawers & waddled away. the bloat remained. it can’t be a good sign. right? the googling commenced and, in the end, i was certain that something unsound is going down in my small intestine. gas. digestion. a close second online suggestion: water retention. i wouldn’t put it past my lame hormones. whatever the true diagnosis may be, i need relief. desperate, i got a digestif from the back of our bar. took a big swig. for now, it’s just wait & see.