this morning #2294.

this morning, while i was parked downtown waiting on a friend, this anything-muppet-faced motherfucker totally backed into my truck. spilled my coffee all over my lap & before i could even react, he’d stepped out of his lexus in a huff as if this was in some way my fault. tapped his stubby little finger against my window. made the universal “roll down your window” gesture. did he not think i was going to get out to assess the situation? exchange information? i stepped out & though i stood a good six inches taller than him, he immediately started shouting at me. red-faced. i asked him to calm down & speak to me in a civil tone. when he continued his rant, i took out my phone & started recording. he instantly clammed up. “now will you calm down?”