this morning #2258.

this morning, some shifty fridge thief had gotten a hold of my yogurt, leaving me with a single measly mealy apple for breakfast. i took it over to the break room sink & washed it off. sat down by myself at the main table & rotated my meal in my hand gauging the best place to dig my teeth in. my first bite was fierce. i imagined sinking my fangs into the neck of the schmuck who stole my yogurt. looks like i’ll have to start writing my name on things that i stick in the fridge since my coworkers can’t respect what’s theirs & what isn’t. “communal” doesn’t mean “free-for-all,” people. as for this pathetic bodega-bought apple, that’s completely on me. i can do better. raspberries. a kiwi fruit. a peach. any fruit would be an improvement, really. breakfast doesn't have to be this sad.