this morning #225.

this morning, hallelujah the power of jesus compelled her to pull on her favorite pair of tiger-print leggings and head out for a light early morning jog. through the fog of the few of the hours awake, she was just starting to see the light. unfortunately, her brain didn’t immediately make the connection that it was green & she stepped off the sidewalk into the street. a honk & a swerve from a quick-thinking driver were the only things that saved her from being thrown in the air by a passing mazda miata. as she stood on the corner, her holy heart beating out of her chest, she looked down at her crotch. it was completely covered in urine, as were her tiger-print legs. today’s jog was cancelled.