this morning #2179.

this morning, he wanted to make certain that i knew that, due to the way that i’d come to his aid last week, he definitely owed me one. “don’t know where i’d be right now if not for your assistance, dude.” ok. i’ve heard that one from him before. more than once, for sure. he gave me a hearty slap on the back to drive his point home. i knew just where he’d be if i hadn’t stepped in to save his crazy ass again. jail. that’s where. while i’m always more than happy to help out a friend, my patience with him has begun to wear thin. my man needs to get his act together. you’d better believe that i’m going to call in that favor when the time comes. might even do something extra stupid on purpose just because.