this morning #2167.

this morning, the smell of my dress shirt was beginning to hurt. it felt like it was burning the hairs off of the inside of my nose. an overpowering odor of rose from the detergent i’d used to clean it. not sure what happened exactly. it’s as if it wasn’t properly rinsed. don’t know how i didn’t notice it until a few minutes ago. when i left the house earlier, the ol’ nose must’ve been stuffed up. now i’m sitting here at my desk wondering why no one’s said anything to me. i’m now the dude who bathes in perfume. perhaps they’ve all adjusted to the smell & i’m the only one who cares. i sensed a headache creeping in so i went out to get some air. unbuttoned my shirt. took it off & shook it about. felt a rush. i guess that’s when i passed out.