this morning #2160.

this morning, we all agreed that, if one of the three of us was going to be forced to sell their soul, it may as well be me. i have the least to lose. they both have wives & kids to think about. i have a feeling that my fish won’t miss me that much. here’s the deal: when mom passed away last week, we discovered that she had a dirty little secret that she’d been keeping from us for years. turns out that she’d been spending quite a bit of time engaged in illegal activities. we don’t need to get into the full details of what she got into but, at her funeral, we received a surprise visit from a woman who was apparently one of her “partners.” once she’d paid her respects, she made it clear that it now fell on us to make things right.