this morning #2113.

this morning, it was poor form of me to pour your porridge in your purse. not my best behavior. could’ve been worse though. i could’ve thrown the whole bowl straight in your face. messed with your hair & makeup. look. you sort of had it coming after what you said about my mom. try to show some respect. relax relax. you’ll be ok. let me get a trash can & the paper towels. can i get you a fresh bowl of porridge too? no? oh c’mon. no need to be like that. you have to eat something. how about a donut? we have a few left from yesterday. pretty sure that there’s a CHOCOLATE GLAZED in there. isn’t that your fave? got it. you’re saying “no” but your face betrays your brain. ok. sit tight, my love. i’ll be right back.