this morning #1872.

this morning, by the type of smile you’re shining in my direction, i have to assume that i’m getting warmer. right? no? colder? oh. then why the wry smile? hmm. let me think this one through. if i know you like i think i do, it’s got to be something substantial. you wouldn’t be acting all coy like that for no good reason. wait! did you actually hear back about last month’s audition? oh. no? sorry. based on the way that your smile just dissolved, i guess that’s sort of a sore subject. i don’t know. i’m at a loss. how about a little clue? wait. are you making a cross with your fingers? a plus sign? it’s a PLUS SIGN?!!! HOLY CRAP. you mean? wow. never would’ve guessed that. not in a million years. well hell. i guess i’ll have to get a job.