this morning #178.

this morning, the laughs came so hard that he strained a muscle in his side. side-splitting comedy cramping up his middle-aged abs, all in the name of laying in bed with a coffee & some old america’s funniest home videos clips. multiple montages of men getting hit in the nuts were now responsible for his current affliction. whilst gripping his ribs, he considered that maybe he should work out more. maybe he should start working out at all. maybe it was the universe inflicting pain on him because he had been taking excessive pleasure in others’ pain. his pain wouldn’t earn him $10,000 or fifteen minutes of fame though. he would just earn humility.