this morning #1355.

this morning, it was time to take a bite out of crime. time to take one giant leap for mankind. it’s crazy. i’ve come to find that, if i want people to think that i’m motivated, all i have to do is use a couple motivational phrases like that. i’m not ambitious. not in the least bit. to be clear, i’m straight up lazy. it’s cool that they think that about me without a shred of proof. i mean, i haven’t made any real impact on the human race. none. the only time i can think of when i tried to make a difference was back in high school when i helped raise cash for AIDS research. lot of bloody good that did. that was like four decades ago & science STILL hasn’t found a cure.