this morning #1306.

this morning, down here at the dealership, we’re celebrating a major milestone. twenty-five years in business. can you believe it? COME ON DOWN! we’ve got amazing deals for everyone. that gas-guzzlin’ truck that dad loves so much? we’ve got it in a half-dozen colors. is your son one of them tree-huggin’ college types? we’ve got EVs here that’ll blow his hippie mind. no matter what side of the climate change divide you fall on, we’ve got a vehicle for you. financing? schminancing. you want a car. we want to sell you one. trust me. we’ll figure something out. we haven’t been doing this all these years by not making deals. that’s the thrifty automart way. low cost at any cost! COME ON DOWN!