this morning #1304.

this morning, based on the crazed way that i tried to shave stripes into the sides of my head last night with an electric razor, you might take one glance at me & think i’m all hopped up on goofballs. nope. i just have pathetic depth perception. shaving my own head was clearly a mistake. if i’m to leave the house today, i’ll have to shave it the rest of the way. buzz cut. the boss will never let me interact with customers in this state. i can hear her now. “you need to go home & fix…” wave of the hand. “…THAT. your hair’s scaring the kids.” i sat in front of the mirror & shaved my head clean. it’ll take a while for it to grow back but when it does, i guess i’ll suck it up & spend the money on a barber.