this morning #1258.

this morning, this turkey comes up to me outside the gas station. this turkey he says to me “ay! buddy! hold up a minute. i’ve got a bone to pick with you.” way aggressive. typical turkey behavior. i looked around for a quick escape route. he picked up on this. “don’t even think about making a break for it, buddy. i’ve got a sniper trained on your ass. the second that i flash the secret signal, you’re dead meat.” i looked up at the buildings surrounding us. said sniper could be in any one of them. he clapped his wings at me. “hey hey. FOCUS, buddy. here’s how this is gonna go.” he handed me a piece of paper. “you’re going to get out your phone & dial that number. when they answer, ask for tommy.”