this morning #1150.

this morning, let’s wildly speculate. why the hell not? it’s nothing more than banal breakfast banter, right? by the end of this year, we’re going to own a boat. i know! i’m as shocked as you are at the thought of us navigating the waters of boat ownership. your smirk tells me you’d like me to elaborate. you know how you’re always saying we need to think about our future? a boat is an investment in our future happiness. tell me it isn’t. your shoulder shrug tells me you’re with me so far. we can sell your car. parlay that cash into a boat. set sail. you’re shaking your head “no,” as if you don’t want to trade in your car for a boat. don’t fret. i’ll let you use mine. ugh. fine. we’re never going to get a boat, are we?