this morning #1144.

this morning, all i was doing was making silly faces at this baby sitting a handful of seats down from me on the train. silly eyes, actually. that’s all it was. i swear to god. when the dude who i assume was the father got up out of his seat & approached me, he was way out of line. i had no designs on his wife. she just happened to be right behind the baby. right in the line of sight. it’s not my fault that the dude sucks at reading faces & couldn’t understand that, the moment that his baby started staring at me, i had no choice but to make his baby giggle. when dude saw me, that’s what he saw. my ol’ shifty-lifty eyebrow gag. it’s hands down the most surefire way to get a rise out of a baby.